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the next big thing [22 Nov 2004|05:28pm]
i haven't been talking about things lately. vague vague vague. so i will.
1) i went to magic mountain for this private thing where there were no lines and the city of beverly hills rented it out. i got magic water massages with amy.
2) this mentally unsound evil republican came to speak at our school. "Bruce Herschenson" he believes that the LA times is crap and that there should be no gay marraige only because he looked it up in seven dictionaries and it said between man and woman. yeah. seperation of dictionary and state, man! and it made me love the genius girls at our school because they asked awesome questions that stupmed him and he got off topic. 5 POINTS TO MARLBOROUGH SCHOOL!!!
3) i went to hollywood and highland shabu shabu (which translates into "swish swish") koji. and cold stones ice cream cake batter with heath and graham crakcer pie crust. yum.
4) natalie and perry thought the guy from the movioe studios was a rapist. which made me miss the screening of a series of unfortunate events. *writes an angry fan letter*
5) my life has been somehwat uneventful.
6) i've encountered some epiphanies.
7) i'm going to NEW YORK baby.
8) i got a digital camera.
9) i went to this awesome place in malibu. and no, not where all the 'bu girls are, where it is like the countryside. there was a persimmon orhcard and a little cottage where we watched matilda and ate old chocolate and coke. we being ollie + me. we swung on swings and ran around and were the king of the hill. wow.
10) i made up a word. MARIJUANABE. noun. someone who acts like they are stoned/high all of the time and really just wants to be cool. ie a loser.
and i found this one on tightpants: SEXCELLENT.. i'm not goint to explain that one.


well that pretty much sums it up.

yeah.



i'm gunna go now.


oh, pee ess
FUCK YOU AFRICA!!! STOP HAVING AIDS AND MAKING CERAMIC BOWLS AND EATING MILLET AND HAVING SOME SPECIAL TYPE OF MUSIC AND WILDEBEESTS AND FUCKING BAMBOO FORESTS... DAMN....


lovingly, the E.
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[17 Nov 2004|11:36pm]

hhahaahahaaahaha

too bad i didn't LJ cut. LOSER ME....
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its been a while... [17 Nov 2004|03:19pm]
as you can all see, wonderful amy updated my gorgeous livejournal. or gorgeous amy updated my wonderful lj. either. i mean, made it AWESOME!!! LOLlerskates. also, check out:
my old LJ, now cool looking d_is4lisdexia
my commune, now gorgy: punk_appeal
my other commune, not yet cool looking, which i share w marris: my_hair_is_sex

YES

and now for my fabbity fab fab hollywood weekend

it all started when i got out of the car. i spy...COURTNEY LOVE!!! her lips r bigger in person.
then, once inside a tanned ewan macgreger (or however you spell that) brushed passed me, while i stared at the likes of...MANY MANY STARS

we then ditched (we= billie, hannah, ME) to go to a fabber party at the top of the holiday inn, the round one off of sunset/freeway. mind you, we were the only kids at both parties.
they had these MM's at the Holidaeee innn party, which said "E" on them on one side and on the other "ALMOST FORTY" because it was some random lady's Birthday. (CAPITAL WHY?!~?!) and then, after we made all these jokes i realized it was really just the "M" sideways. ups. then some waiter came by with shrimp and i said "IM KOSHER!!!" and billie took one and i frowned, and said "SACRELIGIOUS BITCH" and we laughed. as did the ridiculously good-looking waiter. then came the gogo strippers, and we left.

THREE INCHES IS A WRETCHED HEIGHT TO BE...

and so, at our return to soiree #1, we watched "Star wars xmas special" with people such as: scarlett johannson, ewan mcregor, and i think alec baldwin was hiding.
my dad had a long talk with NICOLE Kidman.....


yet, i would trade this life in a second.
and its all true.
would you?



sadly,
emma
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i mIGHT have the LJ CUT thing down. if not, screw off. [13 Nov 2004|11:20am]
follow the yellow brick road )


MY THINGYYY
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl [10 Nov 2004|10:02pm]
okay. i like/hate/want to strangle/ am okay with/ sometimes want to kill myself because of/ think there is too much homework in:


HISTORY WITH MR.S SHUUUUUURRRRRRR!!! jesus christo there is a shitload of work. but iam supposed 2 be working on my p-ject. so bye.



QUESTION FOR ALL, COMMENT WITH AN ANSWER

is laguna beach a reality show or is it just "based" on reality (not like its realistic).
i mean they have mics and in mags they say shit like "oh im embarrassed it shows me and my BF doing stuff" but then its just not realistic, so i am lost. TELL MEEEEE.
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ohmygoddygodspants [06 Nov 2004|02:12pm]
so, as you all know, mack, marissa, and I went to a death cab concert on friday. it was, in a word, HOT.
at random intervals in the night we screamed NICK MEYERS!!! because we had seen him walking with his friends (we think) and we wanted to see him, because he is *the famous nm*.

it was fantabulouso! (heyhey kylie! finally at the end we saw nm and we cracked up so hard because he was really ugly. why is he popular? i don't know... but it was laughable!

my video camera is charged.

also, the badn before death cab was horrendous. "pretty girls make graves". DIE. all the songs were the same and my legs hurt, but finally death cab for cutie came on and i screadmed my ass off.


much love to IHOP and DENNY'S, and the BEAUTIFUL emo boy standing behind me and mack and maris at the concert.


jeezus he was hawt.
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right now [05 Nov 2004|05:03pm]
right now i am speaking to a boy online. he was born in sweden, then moved to tortola (in the caribbean), where i met him. now he goes to a canadian boarding school!!! well i havent seen him or talked to him since. he SIGNED ON!!!!! he was sooo hot and he snuck on our boat at camp.. i lost the pictures but if you have MSN his SN is krouwel8.....GET TO IT!!!













also cool list coming up...get READY!!!
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dcfc, my arse [04 Nov 2004|05:55pm]
mack and i are seeing death cab for cutie this friday.
just thought you should know.




















because you aren't going!
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garret made this quiz its ge [03 Nov 2004|08:03pm]
O life by rock2live
Username
Who you will rapecacorruption
Who will rape youam4nda
Who will be the double agentfree2bme09m
When this will all happenAugust 4, 2915
How successful you will be: 60%
How many people will you have raped by then2,494,852
How much you will get for raping that person$126,711,874
Who ate your dogilikepotatoes
Who will sucksaxgirl422
Who will need acting schoolimthebusdriver
Who will make a play about aidsi_screwed_jesus
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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i wish i new you, actually i don't. [03 Nov 2004|02:20pm]
yes, it WAS that time of the year, when freaky goblins come and try to kill you... well i was the girl from the birds, the hitchcock movie. i hope you can tell from this pic:

i loved it! its on the marlb. website. the quote says
"Despite her bloody wounds, apparently inflicted by life-like crows pinned to her clothes, a girl rushed off to class with an Algebra II book under her arm."
sadly, that was a mistake. i am in algebra 1, thank you. i am not an uber genius. yes, i know. i said uber.

have any of you ever had mango lassi? its indian/good.


THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!!!
what should i be for british invasion? someone tell me.
i want to wear my bondage pants, but i wont be a what mack and tay are being. i think i'll be the queen. in bondage pants.
NORF LONDON,
me
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in escuela jail [02 Nov 2004|12:42pm]
i am predicting something.


JOHN KERRY WILL WIN THE FUCKING PRESIDENCY!!!
YES HE FUCKING WILL!!!
GO FUCKING JOHN KERRY!!!
i am so passionate

GO JOHN KERRY!!!
BE OUR PREZ!!!
GO JOHN KERRY!!!
EMMA SAYS!!!
YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHHH!!!
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the hotties on my block go "H-WEEN..H-WEEN!" [31 Oct 2004|01:59pm]
The \\
Last Cigarette:in my dream when i was 3
Last Alcoholic Drink:umm...when i was in middlebury with my parents: a margarita
Last Car Ride:home from RAY
Last Kiss:keaton's b-day///don't want to talk about it.
Last Good Cry:i think the best cry ever was when i was about 11.
Last Library Book:autobiography of buddy holly, and mien kampf (hitler's book)
Last book bought:love among the walnuts
Last Book Read:i can't even tell you (yes, this is the title of the book, i just told you)
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:RAY!!!
Last Movie Rented:um...something from blockbuster...OH! family guy episodes
Last Cuss Word Uttered:BITCH
Last Beverage Drank:ice water///oh yeah baby
Last Food Consumed:hot cheetos, my life
Last Crush:dont even go there..J.
Last Phone Call:wtf? S+E!!!
Last TV Show Watched:SNL
Last Time Showered:omfg. i don't even know. that is just too gross.
Last Shoes Worn:i'm wearing them. my preppy converse
Last CD Played:operation ivy: radio daze. or ramones tribute album
Last Item Bought:hair clips at right aid?
Last Download:um... bush flicking the press off on ebaums
Last Annoyance:my homework load
Last Disappointment:my homework load
Last Soda Drank:i don't drink soda. ever.
Last Thing Written:IM to meggy b.
Last Key Used:house key
Last Words Spoken:"I love you dad"
Last Sleep:last night. i woke up at 9:30 (clock setback)
Last Ice Cream Eaten:uhhh...on larchmont not sure when
Last Chair Sat In:i'm sitting in one now. zebra computer chair
Last Webpage Visited:livejournal.com. duh.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


cool huh...oh i am so cool...
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[29 Oct 2004|03:39pm]
who will you marry? by loser_emo
Username
who will attempt to assasinate you
when this will happenMarch 5, 1953
how many people wil be there48,181,876
how many of them have cats: 11%
how much money you will get for sitting the cats$9,247
who you will hatequeenof3hearts
infield
who will like your new haircutflow_morphia
who will try to rape youilikepotatoes
why is this quiz so long? because oforexayursosexay
Quiz created with MemeGen!



okay, so i am LJ-overdoing it today. but thats fine, its pumpkin day anyways. i just made this quiz, and i HEART it. this one works! yayayayayy but this is different from the other ones, becuase i actually CREATED this one, instead of just screwing with it. omg. im so proud. please, don't forget to comment with an LA quote. thank you all and all you thank!
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[29 Oct 2004|03:23pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Which Band Should You Be In?
by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Namecesarian section
RoleVocalist
Trademarkfarts when stepped on
Love Interestben kweller because he has a butt
Quiz created with MemeGen!



okay, if you haven't guessed (LAST FEW ENTRIES PPL)! i am now obsessed with taking those random quizzesm then reformattign them by changing the letters around and filling stuff in again (i do this on word. it is frighteningly easy). now i make them however i want, and i am so cool because of that. admit it.

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i found a way to F it up [29 Oct 2004|08:30am]
At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will bea red hot chili pepper's guitar
You will be worth$999,595,410
Everyone will think youare really hot and sexy like jon stewart
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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i'm a PE TEACHER!?!?!?! [29 Oct 2004|08:29am]
At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will beHigh school PE teacher
You will be worth$595,410
Everyone will think youare really hot
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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this is my journal, throw all your hands up..yeah, dont wanna be just like my journal [29 Oct 2004|08:20am]
okay. lets play a guessing game...
where is Emma right now?
1)at home, sick
2)at the doctor, sick
3)in the computer lab, sick
4) eating candy at a cafe, sick

well i actually think it is pretty obvious, but that is because i am there.
its 3.

its PUMPKIN DAYYYYY
my fave costume so far today is the TAMPON
yeah ladies...
i am dressed as that girl from the birds.

now the rest of my entry i wont look at the keyboard
mmamamam i am in schpppoooll abd it is cooolk abnd u an bored kuinsa ir is first orersid periosd abd u wabrt nire cabty

i also didn't delete anything
i was saying
wamwamwam i am in school and it is coolk and i am bored kinda it is first period and i want more candy
alright, chao for now

CHAO4NOW!!!
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preppy dreams, ripped at the seams, but oh, oh those summmmer niiiiggghhhttttsssss! [28 Oct 2004|06:48pm]
um, so i had tennis today. whihc was funny, because i had this old red ratty "head" skirt my sister got me vintage (HEY! not like THAT kind of head, you dirty child, its a TENNIS COMPANY!!!) and my navy polo from my uniform, and my J. Crew sweater (hey, it IS cute, and my mom bought it for me), so i looked very preppy. it all just came together with my little white tennis shoes and everything. but i'll deal. thats my new phrase. oh, and if you have any quotes on LA, i am collecting them, so just, um...give them to me? also, i have good and bad news. but the news is for me.
who am i mad at?


YOUR MOMMA
no, actually...
you know who you are.
and guess what?
its a rElief.
AND
i am being a wonderful thing for Pumin day...
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hello dar JÜrnal-slasch [26 Oct 2004|07:43pm]
i made it finnish. i'm cool like that.
comment. or, i guess that's what it says.
going to buck's rock for 8 weeks this summer. it will rock.

monosyllabic-ness all the way/
btw/
don't listen to anything she have to say/
cause everyday/
its a different story/
going on, like she aint no nori/
never ask if thats just the point/
because the point is to ask, so just pass the joint.

lol guess where i got that?
next entry folks...
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fuck. you. homework. [19 Oct 2004|01:04pm]
right now, i would like to give a shout-out to my old buddy, elementary school.
"YO DAWG!!! i be missin' yo homework free dayz and i be's thinkin to ma self, why not go back to 'lement school, holmes? [as in sherlock]. maybe i should be doin ma study-in, but i's be thinkin, lement school aint nuthin but a heartbeat a way [quote from ma best rappa, coolio]. maybez i should be all dumbz and all and gets maself an educator-type. what? you cain't understand me? well, maybe thats because you skipped lement school, dawg. go get an educator, now, homes, i be waiting, fdont be trippin on those untied shoelaces o yourz."
well, honestly, im was just mad because i wasted so many hours of my life studying. correction, i wsted, and will continue to waste them.
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